httnmrtt asked: Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”
Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Carlo’s sign reads; “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”
“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.
“No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”
Carlo’s says, “Alright, what does your sign say?”
It reads,”I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.”
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Taken by a Texan asked: Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different parts of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Carlo’s sign reads; “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.” “What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.
Jose says, “No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”
Carlo’s says, “Alright, what does your sign say?”
It reads, “I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico ….”
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blue eyes asked: >
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> Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
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> Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
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> Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
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> “Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
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> Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
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> Carlo’s sign reads; “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”
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> “What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.
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> “No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”
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> Carlo’s says, “All right, what does your sign say?”
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> It reads, “I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico
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Peggy!! asked: Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, “Look at your sign.” It reads: “I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support”
Carlos looks at Jose’s sign.
It reads: “I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico”
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LindseyRose asked: Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp each holding a sign.
Jose drives a Mercedes lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says”Look at your sign” The sign says” i have no work, a wife and 6 kids”
“Now look at mine.” Carlos looks at Jose’ sign which says ” i only need another 10 dollars to move back to Mexico”.
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