Does it matter how you ask?
httnmrtt asked:
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”
Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Carlo’s sign reads; “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”
“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.
“No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”
Carlo’s says, “Alright, what does your sign say?”
It reads,”I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.”
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Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”
Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Carlo’s sign reads; “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”
“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.
“No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”
Carlo’s says, “Alright, what does your sign say?”
It reads,”I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.”
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Posted by Admin on May 20th, 2009 :: Filed under Jokes & Riddles
Tags :: Amount Of Time, Beggars, Collateral Mortgage, Free House, Mercedes, Mexico, Money, Suitcase, Ten Dollar Bills
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May 23rd, 2009
lol thats funny
May 26th, 2009
que hilarioso
May 26th, 2009
of course it matters how you ask – whatever the issue may be.
but this joke is not a joke at all. it is of very bad taste, it
implements that most us-americans are xenophobic.
May 27th, 2009
I am soooooo going to be repeating this joke!!! Thanks!!
May 29th, 2009
That’s a really good one!
Hahahahaha…
May 29th, 2009
hey hey…..i’m hispanic and i thought it was funny as heck!!!!!!
May 30th, 2009
Just got home from work at the seafood dept.~people go crazy for seafood for Valentine’s Dat, too!
Thanks for the laugh, please keep them coming!
June 1st, 2009
That’s hillarious!!!!!
June 2nd, 2009
good one !!!!
I will keep this for a certain someone who would give me sh*t if i did not show him . lol
Happy Valentine’s , Miami . D